Holy Hannah Montana!
Mr. Darcy was watching something on his iPad and giggling like crazy, so I made him show me what was so funny. This is some good Shiz right here.
Shiz Mormons Say
Mr. Darcy said I didn't need to see it since I say most of them already. However, I have now added the following to my regular rotation of Mormon swear words:
DAMAGE!!
FRENCH TOAST!
What the swear word?
Some of it itches!
MOTHERFATHER!
How about you? Did you get any new material?
P.S.
(It might only be funny if you are a Mormon.)
A friend of mine for years has been saying: Got dandruff! Some of it itches!
We also had a mutual friend in college whose last name was Gammett and he would use her first and last name as a curse all the time. Until I made him feel bad about it!
But yeah, there is some funny stuff in there. My favorite? BLAST!
Oh my heck...is that a swear word??
I totally posted this on Facebook today when I saw it on someone's wall.
I really need to brush up on this, yesterday I taught my kids "@$$hole" while driving... not my best moment.
My FIL never swore. When he got angry watching his favorite basketball team play he'd yell "SNOT" and really make it sound like a swear word.
My sister (real, Catholic sister, not Mormon sister or sister wife!) says son of a biscuit all the time!
I always wondered if name of the school that the kids went to in Wicked (Dear Old Shizz) was a euphimism for something else...shizz-hole maybe? I mean, with goats for teachers it's got to smell like shizz in there.
I love Holy Hannah Montana and will make it my mission to incorporate it into my daily repertoire.
do you know any other mormonisms? I'm hosting mormon bunco in march and I'm looking for all things mormon. As I've already decided to make green jello with carrots in it and funeral potatoes, I'm still looking for lots of ideas. u r funny and creative so send some my way.
I love these videos! They have lots and lots of different shiz people say and one, "shiz people don't say" which is hilarious..
I'm not Morman, but my friends and family use most of these slangs instead of swearing. Good stuff! :)
Debbie from Illinois
I'm not Morman either, but I like to use the word Farkle. It's actually a game you play with dice, but it works! This video made my day, thanks for sharing!
I have watched this a minimum of 23 times. Thank you for sharing! ha!
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